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[h2][center]Parks, Level 90 Elf Summoner, Neon Colossus[/center][/h2]
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Parks was quick to pull his grimoire open, summoning a Selkie in it’s seal form to cushion his fall. It let out a small orp upon impact but he pat it’s head quickly and smooched it’s cheek as it dissipated. He stood back up to his feet and dusted himself off as the argument continued. Cassio pointing him out brought him back from his thoughts. He honestly was only brooding on Mamafang and Chopper being edgelords. He cleared his throat and cast a second summon, a small and thick fey, known as Spriggan. It had rocks all over it’s body but only stood about 3 feet tall. A wave of Parks’ hand and it dropped to a knee, allowing him to stand on it’s broad shoulders with ease. He smiled and nodded to Cassio, still keeping his lighthearted attitude.

[color=limegreen]”Yes! Yes of course why I invited who I did. I invited these few who arrived and a few others who didn’t seem to show up because I felt they were the best fitting and most in need of getting out of their minds. I’ve been friends with some of you for the past month and at least talked to you all. Relka, MF, Cassio, and Chopper were invited because you are failing to take this world seriously! There are problems in this world you’re seeing happen and treating as if the rules of our old lives mattered and we weren’t living by new laws of physics. This alliance is like a mega guild in Elder Tales, not the UN or something. We’re here in a game that became our lives. 

And, as acting leader of this conference considering I did invite you all... Anubis and Relka, sit back down, Chopper, go take a walk and clear your head. I’ll be paying all of you, my guild is the largest and has done the most raids so I have no plans of forcing a burden I invited on others, but thank you Cassio. Second point, I WAS going to suggest we split up but I don’t trust any of you to not be, and pardon this language but this is not a Lander court, assholes to one another. We leave in, say, thirty minutes to the edge of town. Get your questions in, check your inboxes, and then be ready to move out. You two newcomers, Kiyoki and Valk, I think you should stay and watch! I didn’t invite you but I’m not going to exclude you! Oh, and eat up, Mamafang and her crew of very nice young and new players worked hard on this!”[/color]

The fairy king as gesturing and bowing as he talked, swaying his hips side to side and using minor spells to draw up magic flourishes to emphasize his hand motions. As he finished inviting the new players, it was revealed what those motions were really up to. Each person at the meeting had an incoming message in their inventory containing 3000 gold pieces, enough for a year of luxurious living without buying gear in the city of Arokan. Along with it was an EXP potion, a set of formal clothing designed by Neon Colossus so it was fairy flashy with at least three colors and jewlery, even for the men, and a map made by the scribe Bertilak of the surrounding area of the town, though it didn’t cover nearly as much as Anubis’ map and went into less detail to boot. 

The fairy king spoke up once again, hoping to calm down his meeting. [color=limegreen]”Sorry for being so casual, I just assumed we were all friends. I don’t want to treat you as employees or coworkers or parents or children. And if any of you want to try to treat others like how Mamafang or Chopper have been, well, leave now. I don’t want you in this alliance. There’s a brave new world to be saved, so let’s get to it, eh?”[/color] He let out a chuckle as he thought about something. He wiped the smile off of his face and looked directly at Relka, knowing she would react the best to it.

[color=Limegreen]”We’re not here to complain, we’re here to make new lives until we can get back to our old. We’re here to rebuild, we’re here to homestead the noosphere.”[/color]

He winked at her and then closed his menu, dismissed the spriggan and made his way to the door behind Chopper, allowing her to get outside and take a breather from her edgefest. He was uncomfortable knowing a person actually thought that was an appropriate reaction and would be happy if she was so mad she never came back.
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