For amusement's sake enjoy two facts about myself, first being that I recognize you and others retain the power to skim over posts you deem "too long", [@StormOfShadows]. So with this in mind, I haven't any fantasies, intentions, or actual needs of changing for anyone. To phrase it politely otherwise, "If you aren't interested in reading, don't." as its not a hair off my hide if one opts not to. Second, as a bonus fact about myself in this same vein, I specifically articulate what I have to say in full because leaving people to guess what I mean is woefully ineffective. Thank you for your [i]opinion[/i] however, consider it noted, and now back to more interesting facts.

[@Liv], it is a fact I would learn well in contrast to lie than to be excessively honest. I am too honest, to the point that it has been stated to me before that I should learn to lie for the sake of avoiding confrontation or to make people more comfortable. I personally have a difficult time grappling with the concept of lying and it strikes me as all very alien; worse yet, I tend to forget anything I perceive as not relevant. This in turn creates scenarios where people come to think I might be lying because I realistically should know but cannot recall.