I guess they make these wine popsicles so I thought 'Hey, here's a cool idea. Why don't you take a wine popsicle and insert it into your anus as far as it will go (just remember to remove the popsicle stick!) and leave it in there.' Kind of like buttchugging a beer but less gay because I feel like putting all that liquid in your anus would feel like cum. And I'm not gay or anything, I just wanna get really fucked up and not have a bunch of beer in my asshole. I mean, yeah, the popsicle will melt eventually, but I figure it will be relatively slowly so it won't be like a bunch of fluid being inserted into my ass.