Alexei was nearly to the chopper when he head something whooshing through the air. He looked up to catch sight of a whole dumpster hurtling towards him. He skirted to a halt and dived in the opposite direction as it slammed thunderously off the side of the chopper and into the dirt.

He rolled to his feet and saw some sort of animal man walking towards him, babbling in some strange bestial tongue. He brought up his dukes. " Sir, you are interfering with a rescue operation and, by you lack of uniform and sub-standard cleanliness, trespassing on school property. Desist or I will be forced to restrain you."

Thing seemed out of control, as though some omen of ill-fortune had passed over this peaceful day. The man didn't stop coming, and Alexei knew he couldn't help an injured man and fight this guy at once. It would be too slow.

Luckily he had just the thing to speed to proceedings along! Both his hand flared to life with cracking rainbow light. He kept one pointed at his attacker, and the other he swung once again to face the chopper.

"Deploying Wild Magic Dvah!"

The light streaked out of the hand pointed at his attacker, flying true and burying into him in a shower of magical light. It was a lot of flash for no apparent effect. It didn't even hurt.

(Effect 4233: Anyone slain by the target fossilizes instantly.)

The light on his other hand didn't even fly off. It just exploded in his hand like an overcooked grenade, sending out a dome shaped blast of rainbow energy crackling over the entire area.

(Effect 8191: 1 random mammal in the vicinity gains INT 19 and Speech. I'll leave what up to you, Tiny, to at least keep this random from my POV.)

He looked down at his hands in disappointment, then back up at the angry, much bigger than him, wild man. Then he turned and beat a tactical retreat around the side of the chopper to try and give himself some time to think up a real plan.