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It was a whirlwind. One second his head was on the table, the next he was flat on his back. He lifted his head up to see... up a girl's skirt. Her underwear was-

[i]CRASH-BANG-CRUNCH!!![/i] Fortunately a helicopter crash distracted him from that impending disaster. Despite it all, Sasha was [i]still[/i] more concerned about her snack. She had a one track mind, it seemed. [i]BANG![/i] Another crash, this time a dumpster being thrown at the helicopter. Wait. That dumpster. Oh no...

[color=#00FFFF]"Wh-what?"[/color] he stuttered when Alyona accused him of looking up skirt. [color=#00FFFF]"Oh, uhh, I don't know... l-look, I gotta... j-just... b-be right back!"[/color] he babbled nervously while slowly backing away before breaking into a hurried jog. [color=#00FFFF]"Gregor!"[/color] he called out to the rat-man. [color=#00FFFF]"H-h-hey, Gregor!"[/color] He skidded to a halt a few feet away from the angry rat. [color=#00FFFF]"Umm, I-I don't think it was on purpose. N-no need to, umm, r-rip open any throats today."[/color] He swallowed hard. He got on well enough with the unusual being that was Gregor. A sort of mutual sympathy. He hoped he could prevent and further... destruction. [color=#00FFFF]"Just a bad accident. Umm, you're OK, right? You, uh, you look OK..."[/color] It seemed his home had suffered the worst of it. Well, he was sure the school would get a new dumpster.

He was pretty sure officials looked the other way because Gregor's rat swarm saved them a ton of money on waste disposal. Also no one wanted to make him mad.