I treat women differently because they don't know how to shave without ending up in the ER.

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-Between 2002 and 2010, the number of injuries increased fivefold.
-Of the cohort, 56.7 percent were women. The most at-risk group was women aged 19 to 28.
-Shaving razors were implicated in 83% of the injuries.
-Laceration was the most common type of injury (36.6 percent).
-The most common site of injury was the external female genitalia (36 percent).