"Excellent work, strange creature!" Alexei called out as the rat boy walked away before tending to the pilot. Luckily for him the man was just in a disoriented state of confusion, such that could be cured by a single strong slap to the face. This Alexei provided.

"Calm yourself, comrade. You are unharmed."

"I....he...rat...my helicopter...," the man managed to stutter out. Still obviously in shock. Alexei supplied another vigorous slap. 

"Yes, it appears to be unsalvageable. You are fortunate that odd creature was around, otherwise you may have been in even more trouble than you are now."

The man froze in the middle of rubbing his reddened cheek. "Trouble?" He asked, it slowly dawning on him how odd this whole event was.

"Yes, trouble." Alexi continued patiently. "Unless there is some official reason to do so, no one should be flying an aircraft so close to the academy like this. I'm going to have to apprehend you and deliver you to the administration. Depending on your explanation, they might then turn you over to the police."

The pilot looked at Alexei like he was crazy. Then he pushed the boy over and took off In a dead sprint toward the treeline.

Alexei quickly jumped back to his feet, the light in his right hand crackling to life. "Sir, this will not look good for you in my report. I command you to stop! You have till the count of three! One...Two..."

In lieu of a three he just unleashed the wild magic. It exploded forward, aimed right at the mans back, but then swerved and shot past him, vanishing between the trees deep into the forest. The pilot let out a high laugh as he ran into the woods, vanishing between the trees while Alexei just looked down at his hand in disappointment. 

It was short lived, however, because a few momenta later came running back onto the school grounds, screaming his head off. Alexei held up a hand for him to halt, but the man just shot past him in blind panic toward the main building. 

It was easy to see why, because suddenly out of the woods emerged three ugly, big nosed creatures twice the size of a man. Their ears were big and human like, and they walked upright like people on two large, tree trunk legs. Where they weren't covered in shaggy brown hair their skin was lumpy and grey like stone, and as they emerged from the treeline a stink like bear musk flooded over the area think as a miasma. They stopped as they saw Alexei, and the one in the lead raised a wooden club in his big meaty hand and let out a quaking bellow that reveled it's black, razor sharp teeth.

Alexei sighed. There was no way this wasn't his fault, so he was going to have to take responsibility or it. As the lumbering monsters began to stalk toward him he claimed into the remains of the aircraft. After searching around for a bit he emerged moments later with a flair gun and a survival knife that must have fallen under the seat in the crash.

Weapons in hand, he faced the trolls.

(Effect 8215, 1d20 hungry trolls appear in area.)