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Zazriel: Um not to offend Alucard in any way, but I'm pretty sure I could bitchslap him to the other side of the planet if I wanted to. Just saying. Also, that has to be the first time I've ever been mistaken for a hostage...

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Yes, many of those I protect have strength comparable to dogs—do not fret, for I will be victorious!