[quote=@JunkMail]
<Snipped quote by Hillan>

BEARDED MAN WAS UNABLE TO HEAR HIM. IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT HE LUNGES DOWNWARD AND GRABS HILLAN BY HIS STUPID FUCKING NECK THEN SLAMS HIS EQUALLY STUPID FUCKING FACE INTO THE BAR ITSELF, HIS MASCULINE STRENGTH SENDING THE MAN THROUGH THE WOODEN STRUCTURE IN A FEAT OF HERCULEAN STRENGTH.

"FUCK YOURSELF."
[/quote]

THAT FUCKING WOODEN STRUCTURE WAS THE BORK LAZER'S GODDAMNED CHAIR. THE BORK LAZER FELL ON HIS PUDGY ASS, A BIG ASS BAR BURGER STILL IN HIS FLABBY JAW. HE LOOKED AROUND FOR THE OFFENDER, HIS EYES TURNING TO SLITS WHEN HE SAW HIM.

THE BEARDED MAN.

THE BORK LAZER ROARED AND BEGAN PUSHING HIS ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A BODY TOWARDS THE BEARDED MAN PLOWING THROUGH THE ENTIRE CROWD OF FIGHTERS. A COLONY OF ANTS-MAN FELL INTO HIS GLUTTONOUS MOUTH AS PEOPLE WERE SLOBBER-KNOCKED BY HIS MASSIVE PAWS. HALF-LIZARD MUTANTS WERE PUMMELLED. EDGY EMO WANNABE VIKINGS WERE STOMPED ON. HE THREW A MIDGET MIDGET THROUGH THE WINDOW, CAUSING A CAR ALARM TO GO OFF. HE GRABS THE BEARDED MAN, HOISTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AND THEN, WHISPERING IN HIS EAR.

" WELCOME TO SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!"

THE BORK LAZER, GRABBING THE BEARDED MAN BY HIS CHEST, JUMPS UPWARDS, BOTH OF THEM CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BOOR BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER HOLE IN THE ROOF AS THE BORK LAZER HOLDS THE BEARDED MAN IN A GERMAN SUPLEX, GIVING HIM A FACE-TO-FACE MEETING WITH THE GROUND.