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Once we were all a joined race.  Man and Man.  Woman and Woman.  Man and Woman.  Our backs were attached, and we rolled around to move.  We were one in our duality.  The Gods feared our strength and cut us in twine.  Oh, the sorrow we felt, looking to join again.  Taking pity on us the Gods moved our genitals to the front so that we might join again and feel whole.

Here at The Aristophane Project, or TAP, it is our job to help you secure your other half.  By giving just a few bio-samples and taking a test we begin to refine your matches.  A two-week long holiday then allows you to get in touch with your other half as well as create new friends.  During this time, you will wear a monitor which will put the final pieces in place.  Once you are matched the monitor will simply help us in securing future matches.  We have a 95% success rate!

Enjoy trips to tropical locations, camping in the woods, parties on a yacht, or enjoying the best five-star hotels have to offer.  When you sign up for TAP we will do everything to ensure that you and your eternal partner are able to get to know each other.  Relaxation is our ultimate goal… besides helping you find the love of your life of course.

If you do not find your other half, you will be given a second trip for absolutely free.  Call 1-800-555-5309 to begin your new journey into romance.  Intheeventthatyoucannotattendthetwoweekventureyourmoneywillnotberefundedunlessathirtydaynoticeisgiven.Nosubstitutions,nootherpersonmayuseyourtickets.LawsoftheUSAstillapplyandnorefundwillbegivenforthosewhoareaskedtoleavethevacationprematurelyduetoillegalaction.Whileyourhappinessisourdesirewemaychoosetonothonorcertainwishesbasedonlegality, availability,andfinalrulingbyTAPpersonel.

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This roleplay is designed for freestyle, take it as it comes.  The matches will ALL be decided/randomized by the Co-GM and myself.  Discuss and attempt a getting to know each other upon your match.  Your character’s profile, as well as your writing style, will be considered before making matches.  If you are uncomfortable with a match let us know.  If a switch can be made we certainly will, however, it does say a 95% chance of happiness.  Play out the unhappiness for a bit until new character can be matched.  If this is the case, after working together with your partner, tell us what dissatisfies you so we can better get you a match.

It is also designed for FUN!  I want to know what places you would like your characters to go.  Islands?  Hotels?  Let me know, I want this to be collaborative.

ALSO…. Side note, I am searching for a Co-GM!  Hit me up, let's talk shop.