[color=fff200][center][h1]Jeri[/h1][/center][/color]

A persistent snore near the back of the cave ended with an abrupt snort, followed by incoherent muttering. Jeri's alarm clock wasn't going off... she must've woken up early. What an annoying start to her big day.

Jeri tried to roll over and go back to sleep, but her breath caught as she discovered that she couldn't move her arms and legs. She couldn't even [i]feel[/i] them. It felt like her body was tied up in a lumpy... burlap sack.... 

The Dunsparce's heart began to race as she realized the truth. Obviously, she had been drugged and kidnapped.

Jeri cautiously peeked open one eye, trying to continue feigning sleep so she might keep the element of surprise against her kidnappers. She appeared to be inside a dark, damp, creepy cave. That wasn't too unusual, given the circumstances. What [i]was[/i] unusual was the appearances of her captors, all scheming in a circle. Some guy wearing a derpy dinosaur costume... some football-looking dude... A GIANT FRICKING SNAKE (must be part of some satanic ritual) and... a ghost?

Good lord, what kind of drug WAS this?

In situations like these, Jeri had learned that it was best to try to stay calm.

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[color=fff200]"LET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE, YOU SCUMBAGS!"[/color] the Dunsparce bellowed, an unexpectedly husky voice coming from such a derpy-looking Pokémon. [color=fff200]"When my DAD gets his hands on you, he's gonna chop you up into tiny bits and mail them to your mothers! I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND BE YOUR VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!"[/color]