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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 3
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] Floor 49 - Tetris Castle to The Forbidden Lands Temple Bridge
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@DracoLunaris][@Guardian Angel Haruki][@ONL][@DJAtomika][@Tenma Tendo][/center]

Standing with the group before the prince was a man wearing a [url=https://i.imgur.com/SFPSEa8.jpg]black and purple[/url], futuristic suit. Sunglasses hid his eyes, obscuring the dread that made his face droop. [color=AC58FA][b]“I can’t believe I’m doing this again,”[/b][/color] Boss muttered under his breath while The Prince gave his speech.

[color=0072bc][b]Well, if you hadn’t failed Christmas…[/b][/color] Kenzie began.

His brows crashed together over his shades. [color=AC58FA][b]“Don’t you fuckin’ blame me for that. I didn’t fail Christmas. Christmas failed me! Who knew that one guy was gonna up and bail, and shit?”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]You mean Reuben? I thought you two had a bromance.[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“No way! That son of a bitch betrayed me. He was supposed to stay by my side and he ran off like a pussy!”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]Watch your language Boss. This game isn’t rated M for Mature.[/b][/color]

Tilting his head back, Mr. President sighed dramatically. He should have been in Charlie Squad or even Delta! Yeah! He was good enough to be Delta. Everyone else just keeps holding him back! His obscured blue eyes shifted to the Femme Bot. Her again. Shit. He just had to be paired with her. He didn’t trust her one bit.

[color=AC58FA][b]“They put that red b-”[/b][/color] He closed his eyes, lips pursing as he held back a curse word. [color=AC58FA][b]“That red tin can on my mission.”[/b][/color] He was already calling the mission his.

[color=0072bc][b]Boss, you have to let go of the past. Why don’t you learn from your mistakes? You were pretty harsh last time. Your team would have led a revolt eventually. It’s no wonder Reuben abandoned you.[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Leave Reuben out of this Kenzie!”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]Excuse me, I didn’t know you two were married.[/b][/color]

Boss glared over at Piper. He was not looking forward to working with her again. When he found out that she was on his team…[i]again[/i]…a hand rose to his face. His thumb and index finger pinched the corners of his eyes. [color=AC58FA][b]“This game is trying to piss me off.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]Deep breaths Boss. Remember, try to be nicer.[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Fuck that!”[/b][/color]

While the group exchanged introductions, once they were allowed to go through the portal, Mr. President clenched his fists and marched right on through. The world flashed white before his eyes, and he fluttered them to clear them of the glare (good thing he brought sunglasses). Boss’s eyes widened as he gazed about at the extensive landscape. His lips parted in awe.

[color=AC58FA][b]“Are we in New Zealand?”[/b][/color] he wondered aloud.

[color=0072bc][b]Of course not dummy![/b][/color]

Wiping the enraptured look from his face, the Boss finally faced the group and rested his hands upon his hips. He tried not to look exasperated, irritable, frustrated, and maybe a pinch angry…he failed. [color=AC58FA][b]“All right. Those who are on my team. I’m gonna keep this short. I am the President of the United States, the greatest fucking country in the world and the universe whether it be a video game or real. I am the leader of the Third Street Saints—a gang. That’s right. You can call me [i]Boss[/i]. I’m not hard to work with. I like to keep things simple. If you do what I say, then maybe you’ll make it home alive. If you go running off in pursuit of some strange demonic voice, then I can’t protect you and our mission will fail. So just follow directions [i]capisce[/i]?”[/b][/color]

The boss pointed over to the bridge at the temple. [color=AC58FA][b]“Now because that’s the only structure I can see within a mile, and it’s literally in front of us, I think we can all agree that we need to go there. So let’s go.”[/b][/color]

Mr. President whirled and started for the bridge.

[color=0072bc][b]I can just feel the love and joy already[/b][/color], Kenzie muttered sarcastically.

[color=AC58FA][b]“Shut up Kenzie,”[/b][/color] Boss grumbled.