What? I would [i]never[/i] troll anyone. Especially a fellow teacher. 

Honestly though, I felt as the (currently) only Slytherin that I needed to defend our right to be evil... admittedly my brand of evil is more along the lines of driving people off the deep end.

Also, being 5'1 at majority, and features putting people in mind of a fox, the last thing I need is the female population realising I am allowed to be adorable. Never again... [i]shudders.[/i]