[quote=WittyReference]
I've skimmed through a bit, I saw one about Canada, one about New Zealand, the coincidences are a bit strange considering the others in that book are "down home folks, jess e'rry day folks" (the dude wrote a poem about how much he loved raisin pie ffs)
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.......i wish i could do write a poem about pies.....

this i cannot lie...

refrigerator alligator 

.....i've been in the booze, dont judge me >_>