[quote=@Stern Algorithm] New Canon, I believe, is that the koopalings are adopted, with Jr. being Bowser's only 'blood' offspring. [/quote] [quote=Super Mario Wiki]Originally, the Koopalings were depicted as Bowser's children[3][4][5][6] and stated to be his offspring.[7][8][9][10][11] However, Shigeru Miyamoto eventually affirmed that Nintendo's "current story is that the Koopalings are not Bowser's children" in 2012, leaving the Koopalings as his underlings and Bowser Jr. as his only child.[12][/quote] That is completely irrelevant to my joke, however, when you consider: [quote]no other members of species at all except for…[/quote] No other members of his species? When he's the King [i]Koopa?[/i] You can't even say that he's the only member of some elite breed of Koopa on account of the Koopa Kids all being unique koopas themselves. Everything about that line just feels... Off.