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That is completely irrelevant to my joke, however, when you consider:

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No other members of his species? When he's the King [i]Koopa?[/i] You can't even say that he's the only member of some elite breed of Koopa on account of the Koopa Kids all being unique koopas themselves. Everything about that line just feels... Off.
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the horns are unique to bowser and jr... maybe i should change that to focus on the horns. hang on.
edit: changed that, though honestly maybe i should remove that whole thing now that I am reflecting on it