Was it supposed to hurt? Was it supposed to not hurt? Curled up on the ground, Ewan clutched his leg, his mind telling him one thing while his body told him another thing. This [i]was[/i] still a game, right? He saw his HP bar getting chunked. But how much of this was a game when a giant spear was literally sticking to his leg? Wait, didn’t matter did it.

The sweet embrace of death came for him in the form of wolf-fangs, after all.

Thankfully (or unthankfully, considering the meaningless struggle of further existence), the person that had ran past him moments ago had suddenly regained their balls and launched a furious assault! Blue and silver, red and dark brown, it all mixed together in Ewan’s tear-blinded eyes as the Dancer became a Hero, chasing off the wolf right as an edgy midget arrived at the scene as well to perform a fire blast and then moments later, that wuxia-looking dude strutted over (was that a passive, or was he just flamboyant as fuck?) asking for his spear back.

Uh.

Huh?

For a moment, Ewan forgot about the pain he should be feeling. Instead, sensing a shift in the power dynamics between ‘giant scary wild animal’ and ‘dumbass adventurers who had more power than they knew what to do with’, the fair youth’s mind more or less short-circuited. [b]“Uh, I, guess?”[/b] Ewan managed, awkwardly lifting up his leg so Wardancer dude would have a better angle for yanking the spear out. It exposed his cute gold-embellished shorts and slender legs as well, a detail that was usually hidden by his long, red cloak, so that was a plus. [b]“And, well…you know? Wilderness? Running? Monsters?”[/b]

How did this happen?

[b]“I don’t know, so…yeah, no.”[/b]

With a forced smile of gratitude (wait, why did he have to be grateful when it was their fault to begin with?), Ewan took the potion from the guy that walked like he was a model and handed it over to the dagger-lady instead. [b]“Here you go. Yup.”[/b]

With four mid-level players gathered in one spot, and wounds already sustained on its person, the wolf turned and ran.

Well, that was that.
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