edit: NGL, fuck this formatting. WIP, I have to go have dinner but will finish when get back. Just don't want to lose my progress!! [hider=Alex Jorden] [center] [color=green][h1]Alex Jorden[/h1][/color] [img]https://i.imgur.com/wKBzz.jpg[/img] "[color=green][i]“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien[/i][/color]"[/center] [b]ɴᴀᴍᴇ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Alexander Jorden[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ᴀɢᴇ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]23[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Male[/i][/color][/indent] [b]sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴏʀɪᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Heteroflexible[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]6'1[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]10st 5lbs[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ʜᴏᴍᴇ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Lives in the slums. Has a whole dilapidated camper-van to himself.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]'Farms' and sells items in game.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ sᴋɪʟʟs[/b] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [color=green][i]Living it low - He lives in the slums, he doesn't need much and he knows who to talk to to get what he needs.[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [color=green][i]Fix it upper - When you don't have much money you use your stuff until it's on it's last legs, then you patch it up and keep on using it.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs [/b] [indent][color=39b54a]✔[/color] [color=green][i]Likes Indian food.[/i][/color] [color=39b54a]✔[/color] [color=green][i]Likes FPS and RTS games primarily.[/i][/color] [color=39b54a]✔[/color] [color=green][i]Likes community events, gigs, bonfires, parties.[/i][/color] [color=ed1c24]✘[/color] [color=green][i]Being talked over.[/i][/color] [color=ed1c24]✘[/color] [color=green][i]Being Cold.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ɪᴛᴇᴍs[/b] [indent][color=CLAIM]•[/color] [color=green][i]Basic Arc system[/i][/color] [color=CLAIM]•[/color] [color=green][i]Dilapidated Camper-van (No Engine)[/i][/color] [color=CLAIM]•[/color] [color=green][i]Nokia Smartphone[/i][/color] [color=CLAIM]•[/color] [color=green][i]old laptop[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Personality Here[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ[/b] [indent][color=green][i][/i][/color][/indent] [/hider] [hider=Ascalaphus] [center] [color=green][h1]Ascalaphus[/h1][/color] [hider=Express elevator to hell, going DOWN] [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SmoothWealthyCutworm-size_restricted.gif[/img] [/hider] [hider=3D Render] [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/8/8e/Hudson%27s_corpse.png/revision/latest?cb=20150112012640[/img] [/hider] "[color=green][i]How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit? [/i][/color]"[/center] [b]ᴜsᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Ascalaphus[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ʜᴏᴍᴇ[/b] [indent][color=green][i]The infamous airship, [hider=The Jenny Haniver from Mortal Engines] [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mortalengines/images/1/1f/Jenny_interior.png/revision/latest?cb=20181106030030[/img] [/hider][/i][/color][/indent] [b]ғᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴇʀ [/b] [indent][color=green][i]Relatively known. He is well known as a 'farmer' of items and to those interested in 'ALIEN' items and droppables he is very well known, considered one of the best at farming Xenomporoh worlds.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟᴛʏ [/b] [indent][color=green][i]FPS specialist[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ғᴇᴀᴛs[/b] [indent][color=green][i]Holds the speedrun title for LV-426 mission completion.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs [/b] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]M4A1 Pulse Rifle[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Common[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i] [hider=Pulse Rifle] [img]https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/intermediary/f/549f8458-c7e9-48db-a7f7-271c85dcd1b9/dafyd8l-690d46ad-c0f3-497b-b018-515fb729888f.jpg[/img] [/hider] [/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]Automatic machinegun + Underbarrel grenade launcher[/i][/color][/indent] [color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]M56 Smartgun[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Rare[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i] [hider=Smartgun] [img]https://www.hollywood-collectibles.com/store/images/D/Smart_Gun_800_1.jpg[/img] [/hider] [/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]The M56 Smartgun is a man-portable heavy machine gun with automatic targeting capabilities chambered for 10×28mm Caseless ammunition.[/i][/color][/indent] [color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]45MW.TRG Dominator[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Legendary[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i] [hider=Dominator] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/JskzukbJcSO4g/giphy.gif[/img] [/hider] [/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]Will only fire on those who have killed another avatar in the last 24 hours, deals massive damage.[/i][/color][/indent] [/indent] [b]ᴀʀᴍᴏᴜʀ [/b] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]M3 Pattern Personal Armour[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Common[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i]It's the armour they wear in Aliens. (See Appearance Gif)[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]Protects the wearer.[/i][/color][/indent] [/indent] [b]ᴜᴛɪʟɪᴛʏ [/b] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]M314 Motion Tracker[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Common[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i][img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/9/91/M314_Motion_Tracker.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20141115050859[/img][/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]The M314 Motion Tracker,[2] also known as the Motion Scanner,[3][4] was a simple motion-detecting surveillance device. Essentially, it was a high-powered ultrasound scanner that used doppler-shift discrimination to filter out moving objects from stationary background and then displayed them on the M314's monitor as a series of contours of probable loci.[/i][/color][/indent] [color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]L4D Pipe Bomb x 20[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Common[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i]A pipe, some explosives, a beeper and a flashing light. What more do you need?[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]When thrown beeps, flashes and then explodes, dumb mobs will chase after.[/i][/color][/indent] [color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]Utility 3 Name[/i][/b][/color] [/indent] [b]sᴛᴇᴇᴅ[/b] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]AMZ-26 Badger[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Rarity:[/b] [color=green][i]Rare[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i][hider='Tom Clancy's End War' AMZ-26 Badger] [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/endwar/images/d/de/IFV-AMZ-26_Badger-EFEC.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20101218073231[/img] [/hider][/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]Military transport with strong Anti-Aircraft capabilities.[/i][/color][/indent] [/indent] [b]ᴀʀᴛɪғᴀᴄᴛ[/b] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [color=green][b][i]A bead of Lerasium[/i][/b][/color] [indent][color=green]•[/color] [b]Appearance:[/b] [color=green][i]A small bead of metal[/i][/color] [color=green]•[/color] [b]Functionality:[/b] [color=green][i]When swallowed grants the user the full powers of a 'Mistborn' from Brandon Sandersons Final Empire book series. Powers last for 5 minutes, metals do not run out, the power of Atium is not included.[/i][/color][/indent] [/indent] [/hider]