[@DocRock]

[i]Aww, but darling you must understand that for this to be obligating there must first be a concession of trust from the employer in order to show that they are willing to meet the necessary payment of their employee. Thus in order for this work to be done for you, I need you to sign this legal documentation showing that you'll pay me what is outlined in the document[/i]

[b]Proceeds to slam down the largest pile of papers the world has ever seen[/b]

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Well I assume the friendship will probably be simultaneously manipulative of eachother and yet at the same time they'd likely be doing it out of the concern for the others wellbeing. 

*What strange tales this will weave*