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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 3
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] The Forbidden Lands Temple 
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@DracoLunaris][@Guardian Angel Haruki][@ONL][@DJAtomika][@Tenma Tendo][/center]


Boss was focused on crossing the bridge when one of the members of his group asked what a president was. Immediately, he stopped and gazed back at Tiz, gazing upon the boy with a raised brow. Was he serious?

[color=0072bc][b]Now, now, Boss; you are traveling with characters from different universes. America probably doesn’t even exist in their world[/b][/color], Kinzie reminded.

He relaxed. [color=AC58FA][b]“Oh yeah that’s right.”[/b][/color]

As he resumed walking, he told Tiz: [color=AC58FA][b]“A president is like a king. The President of the United States rules over a democracy. The president is voted into office by the people. I won by a landslide. It’s not every day a president hotwires a nuclear bomb to have it explode in space rather than wipe out an entire nation of kickass people.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“Settle down there buddy. I think you’ve stroked your ego raw,”[/b][/color] Kinzie warned.

Boss continued across the bridge with a big and egotistical grin on his face. When they entered the temple, he glanced to his left and right at the colossal statues that lined the walls. [color=AC58FA][b]“What is this the Red Keep?”[/b][/color]

When they reached the altar, and there was nothing, Boss turned in a 360. Spreading his arms, he exclaimed, [color=AC58FA][b]“What is this? A yoga simulator or some shit?”[/b][/color]

As soon as the “demonic voice” started talking, Boss felt every hair on his body raise as he was suddenly assaulted by chills. [color=AC58FA][b]“No…”[/b][/color] he breathed. Not this shit again. He felt the horrid deja vu returning and before he could say anything, the red robot bitch had pressed her cold metallic finger against his lips.

[b]We both know you’re not good at making friends…so don’t screw this up with that abrasive mouth of yours.[/b]

[color=0072bc][b]“I like her,”[/b][/color] Kinzie said.

Boss’s face flushed with anger. As much as he wanted to say something, he didn’t. Scowling, he closed his eyes as he took a deflating breath, and then turned his back to Piper.

[color=92278f][b]“Oh shit! Oh shit! Boss got whipped!”[/b][/color] a different voice came over his communicator.

Boss blinked in surprise. [color=AC58FA][b]“Pierce?”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]“Yeah baby! She made you her bitch!”[/b][/color]

Boss narrowed his eyes. [color=AC58FA][b]“Pierce, shut the fuck up and put Kinzie back on.”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]“She left to heat up some hot pockets so you’re stuck with me! What’s goin’ on here?”[/b][/color]

Boss’s hand clapped against his face. This mission was going to be absolutely horrible.

[color=92278f][b]"What the fuck!? There's a turtle in a wheel chair!"[/b][/color]