Hey! Welcome to the Guild, Aaron! I'm potsexual. 

[color=ed1c24]Roses are red[/color]
[color=0072bc]Violets are blue[/color]
[color=ed1c24]Why use nice plates[/color]
[color=0072bc]When a [color=f7941d]hot[/color] skillet will do?[/color]