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[i]After one week[/i]

Alexander walked into the room where his animal freeloaders lived "[color=aba000]Alright you two, soup's-[/color]" He froze at the sight before him. "[color=aba000]...how!? Fucking how!?[/color]" He screeched as he looked at the new [url=https://www.theflacks.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Owl_African_Scops_Byamiti_Southern_Kruger_National_Park_South_Africa.jpg]occupant[/url]. "[color=aba000]...No, no I'm done. I'm not taking in another one of you assholes![/color]"

[i]After two weeks[/i]

Alexander walked into the room where his animal freeloaders lived "[color=aba000]Alright you three, soup's on.[/color]" He walked over to the cage, opens it, and fills the bowels of Bob, Tim, and Dave. "[color=aba000]Fuck my life, how do these assholes keep getting in my home?[/color]" Once his animals were taken care of, he went to the kitchen, grabbed a bowl of cereal, and took a seat on the couch and watched some TV.