[b]“Kanpai!”[/b] was Naoko’s own choice of toasts, raising her glass of wine before chugging it down with all the class of a sorority member. It was a nice, warm buzz after a stressful day, but it looked like, unfortunately enough, Sophie wasn’t willing to let gunfire slide as simply ‘typical American things’. Not when they could both sense the presence of Servants, after all. Turning to the pizza, Naoko ripped two pieces out and chomped them down as fast as possible, feeling the slight burn of hot cheese against her tongue, before washing it down with a glass of water. [b]“Yeah, well, we’re not really selling it back. We’re just making sure that he, hm…understands the value of us keeping it safe from less scrupulous looters, and would reward us accordingly.”[/b]

She paused, eyebrows raising at the spies comment, before letting out a girlish chuckle.[b] “And no, we’re not spies or treasure hunters or anything. Guess if I were to put it into words…me and Sophie’d be something like superheroes? Here to change the world for the better and all, guard dude! Anyways, gonna be heading out again to deal with this new bullshit, so could you grab that bag of kibble beneath the kitchen sink and feed my dog while we’re out? Yes? Great, thanksies~”[/b]

Naoko drew her Sig Sauer, checked the ammunition in the clip once more, and then grabbed her grandfather’s cane to give it an experimental swing. Her clothing came next, a tough leather coat going over her colorful t-shirt, while she forced her feet into combat boots as well, purchased at the local mil-sim store. A pair of gloves and a motorcycle helmet after, and Naoko decided she looked suitably combat-ready.

Well, she mostly wanted to stay home and laze about for the rest of the evening though.

[b]“We got Netflix if you want to watch anything while we’re gone. Just don’t pick up any weird shows, yeah? And don’t touch the queue either. That’d be a bad time for the both of us.[/b]

Naoko spent another moment in the bathroom mirror, wondering if she pulled off the femme fatale look well enough, before marching out once more.

[b]“Alright, Sophie, let’s see what the hell’s going on this time!”[/b]

One day she'll do the Master thing of hiding in a dungeon while the Servant does the heavy lifting, but for now, the Japanese magus felt buzzed enough for some evening protagonist-ing.
[@DrowsyPangolin][@Epsir]