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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 3
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] The Forbidden Lands Temple 
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@DracoLunaris][@Guardian Angel Haruki][@ONL][@DJAtomika][@Tenma Tendo][/center]


Boss ignored Piper. He didn’t like her, and he didn’t like her trying to order him around. His mind was focused on other things. One of those things being why everyone was so comfortable with going along with what some demonic voice tells them. [color=AC58FA][i]I knew I should have said something[/i][/color], he thought. The turtle was well, green behind the gills. From his equipment, he could tell that he was smart, but lacked the sort of intelligence to keep himself or even a group alive.

[color=AC58FA][b]“Is Kenzie back?”[/b][/color] Mr. President asked to seemingly no one.

[color=92278f][b]She’s takin’ a shower.[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Really?!”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]Bitches gotta wash their ass. What you mad for?[/b][/color]

Boss raised his hand to his face and closed his eyes. He was getting a headache again. Pierce wasn’t the most knowledgeable when it came to offering advice on what to do in social situations. Boss was off his leash and like a dog who had been kept captive for years, he was a little afraid to leave his pen. But something had to be said before another Skyrim disaster happened.

Lowering his hand, Boss opened his eyes and gave everyone a narrowed-eyed scowl as though he had the largest headache in the world. [color=AC58FA][b]“I’m gonna need everyone to wake up and smell the shit-covered roses.”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]Oh shit! There he go![/b][/color]

Mr. President marched over to Bentley, staring down at the turtle nerd in his wheelchair gizmo. [color=AC58FA][b]“You’re smart right? And if you’re so smart, then why the hell do you not see anything wrong with this? You’re just roundin’ everyone up like you’re all about to go on some fuckin’ field trip!”[/b][/color]

Mr. President then turned from Bentley and gazed up at the temple ceiling as he shouted, [color=AC58FA][b]“I got a fuckin’ question; in fact I got a few and [i]my team[/i] isn’t gonna do [i]shit[/i]…!”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]They ain’t gonna do shit![/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Until we get some answers. Where the fuck is the hero of this game?”[/b][/color] Boss asked. He then spread his arms, spun in a circle with his brows raised as he gazed upon the rest of the group. [color=AC58FA][b]“Did nobody fucking think of this? Every game has a protagonist, so what happened to this one? He killed those statue things right? How did he do it? And finally…!”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]Finally *****![/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Have you seen how big your game is? That trip is going to take days on foot. I don’t know how time correlates here in comparison to where were from, but I’m not about to be trekking for days into the unknown without GPS or some shit.”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]You’re in a medieval fantasy Boss. They use maps![/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Or a map.”[/b][/color]

Boss then lowered his arms and frowned at the others. [color=AC58FA][b]“Tell me I’m wrong? Please. The last time my group listened to some crazy Satanic voice, our mission got fucked! If this Dormin is a god, then why can’t he solve his own problems?”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]It sounded like a man and a woman.[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Is there a pronoun for that?”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]Hold up. I’m Googlin’ it…you can use ‘it’ but it might get offended so you might as well say ‘they.’[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“That’s so fucking stupid,”[/b][/color] Boss muttered. He then sat down on the floor and got comfortable. [color=AC58FA][b]“I’m stayin’ right here until this stupid god answers our questions.”[/b][/color]