And now, a take on this historic upset by DJ 🐱 lb.-er

DJ: Yo, was crackin ya'll, it's ya main homesicle, cummin straight at ya fresh off my hit new single: [i]"lb. dat 🐱"[/i]. Wanted to share some words for the underdogs at [b]Team #[color=red]P[/color][color=blue]R[/color][color=yellow]I[/color][color=green]D[/color][color=orange]E[/color][/b] for straight up makin dis cindarella story cum true. They gon be makin movie n sheeit bout this 4 years 2 cum. For real tho, this a major moment for gay rights errywhere. Ya'll best believe it. Shout out to gays and lesbeans errywhere. Ya'll the real MVP!

And there you have it, folks. An upset victory for the ages. Thanks for tuning in for this year's Harry Potter House Competition, or whatever.