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[h2][color=FFBAD4][color=94DBEB]K[/color]amaboko [color=94DBEB]U[/color]mi[/color][/h2]
15  Female[/center]
[indent][b][color=FFBAD4][color=94DBEB]P[/color]ersonality[/color][/b][/indent][hr][indent]Umi is a manic gourmand that has her priorities all in the wrong places. A slave to her whims, she constantly acts with zero foresight and infinite conviction. Despite her constant mistake-making, she's rather smart for being a 15 year old meme lord. That's a really low bar, though. You could pick up a sack of cornflakes and it would be smarter than a meme lord. She says that she's deep in the category of 'BIG BRAIN CHIMPANZEES' and labelled herself as such with infinite confidence, but she's more similar to a gremlin. Her interests besides food are a bit more esoteric. She's a lover of all things vintage and old tech, but has zero knowledge of the differences between vintage, obsolete, and antique. She has an absurd level of knowledge of wrestling moves and storylines, but has not watched a single match. Really, she's just a hyper active goober who has yet to mature past the mental age of 8.[/indent]

[indent][b][color=FFBAD4][color=94DBEB]B[/color]iography[/color][/b][/indent][hr][indent]Born an infinite bundle of energy to counter-culture parents, it was no mistake that Umi was destined to be special. It's a shame that it was the wrong type of special. While she was born with a bad heart, her passion and will to live thrust her forward in life. With the amazing ability to absorb knowledge at an above average rate, she breezed through elementary with the ferocity of everything. Junior High was just as easy. In fact, school was boring to the wild child. As her parents said, school was just a corrupt institution that forced people to give up their individuality. Except for, you know, students having free will and the ability to make their own choices. Besides that, school was a despotic reign.

But school was never something that interested her. What did interest her was [i]food[/i]. The solidified elixir that filled mankind with vigor and life. Umi's quest for food had sent her down a wild path. From the very start, she had decided to make the everything burger. The burger that truly had everything on it. Kobe beef, regular beef, bacon, pork chops, venison, crocodile, and every other meat that could be acquired in Japan. Why? Because she could. It would be a flavour blast of epic proportion! A meatsplosion! Unfortunately, Umi didn't have a job and her parents didn't believe in any typical almsgivings. Her quest lasted for five years before she croaked from a congenital heart disease. Unfortunate.[/indent]

[indent][b][color=FFBAD4][color=94DBEB]R[/color]egrets[/color][/b][/indent][hr][indent]She never managed to make and eat that everything burger that was truly everything.[/indent][/hider]












[hider=Stats][center][b][u]Adventurer Info[/u][/b][/center]
[b]Level:[/b] 1
[b]Health:[/b] 100/100
[b]Mana:[/b] 58/58

[b][u]Stats:[/u][/b] 
[b]Strength:[/b] 7
[b]Constitution:[/b] 5
[b]Agility:[/b] 12
[b]Speed:[/b] 10
[b]Intellect:[/b] 11
[b]Discipline[/b] 15

[b][u]Talents:[/u][/b]
Cooking: Rank Novice - Lvl 1
Gathering: Rank Novice - Lvl 1
Knife Skill: Rank Novice - Lvl 1

[b][u]Inventory:[/u][/b]
Hopes and dreams[/hider]