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[hr][center][h3][color=ae005e] Welcome to the thotpod, there will be no turning back.
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[h3]Quick n' Dirty[/h3]
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[h3]First of all, if you are NOT of age get the [b][u]fuck outta here[/u][/b]. pls, thanks![/h3]

Themes; A true slut for dark themes, "grown-up themes", ya get it? Fluff gets boring [b]real[/b] fast for me, unless the characters themselves are spicy.

The secks; If it happens, it happens. I don't have a strong preference when it comes to handling how the bumping of nasties occurs, [sub]but I don't call myself a hoe for NOTHING.[/sub]. Fade to black or played out is up to your comfort.

Literacy; I just ask you are mindful of your posting and how it may affect my ability to make quality posts, and the quality of the overall story.

Partnership; WE IN THIS TOGETHER! BUILD with me, [b]damn[/b]. Add your own twists and turns, surprise the hell out of me. If it's going to be some REAL crazy shit, let's talk about it.

Pictures; Tasteful, show me your aesthetic side. 

Commitment: Slowburn, for the most part. I'm in college and work full-time so I won't have all the time in the world to make posts. Sometimes I get wild and make posts before even [b]looking[/b] at homework.

Characters; Be interesting, be engaging, be dynamic. I could care less how many characters you make, just don't give me the same "Orphaned Super Powered Hero random generator" shit. That being said I usually play at least 2 characters of varying sexualities and genders, but we can talk more about that later.

Interested? PM me and we can go from there! Kay? 
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[h3]Turn Ons[/h3]
[color=ae005e]D R A M A[/color]
[color=fa0087]F A N T A S Y[/color]
[color=ae005e]S O L[/color]
[color=fa0087]P O L I T I C A L D R A M A [/color]
[color=ae005e]A D V E N T U R E[/color]
[color=fa0087]S U P E R N A T U R A L [/color]
[color=ae005e]P O S T A P O C A L Y P T I C[/color]

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[color=ae005e] a n i m e[/color]
[sub][color=ae005e]naruto ♡ sao ♡ overlord ♡ tpn ♡  shield hero ♡ fate/night ♡  goblin slayer ♡ fairy tail ♡ soul eater ♡[/color][/sub]
[color=fa0087] w e b t o o n s[/color]
[sub][color=fa0087]tower of god ♡ blood-ink ♡ luff ♡ refund hs ♡ catharsis ♡ unordinary ♡ lore olympus[/color][/sub]
[color=ae005e] b o o k s[/color]
[sub][color=ae005e]the pledge ♡ harry potter ♡ vampire academy ♡ house of night ♡ mortal instruments ♡ percy jackson[/color][/sub]
[color=fa0087] o t h e r[/color]
[sub][color=fa0087]underworld ♡ mcu ♡ dcu ♡ the real world ♡ 90210 ♡ gossip girl [/color][/sub]

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