I was able to make a run to the nursing home dumpster last night and scored big time, baby! I'm talking two whole garbage bags full of stinky diapies. Picked out the thre[s][/s]e ripest ones and put the rest in the freezer for later. Threw those bad boys in the microwave and nuked em for a good two and half minutes to kill off any pathogens. Now I got some fresh dirty diapies to wear for a weekend of crinkling downtown. Now time to buy some rubbers because this diaperboy is getting some booty tonight 😎