Take your time Skalla, I'm watching ludicrously bad B movies and cartoons right now. I'm also in the process of baking almost 40 lbs of potatoes. So I've got that on my plate.

Not literally, it would shatter any plate that I had if I put that much weight on it. 

But back to the sword thing. A sword that heavy is still impractical in my book, because at that point it's basically construction equipment.