[quote=Superfly]
Greetings. It is I, Superfly. Disgraced son and deserter of the several epic roleplays the Fuhrer had made. I have returned to you, papa!
[/quote]

Proffesor! You have returned!

Edit: and I incorrectly spelt professor... how awesome of me XD

BTW: Anyone who read this op and went 'huh?' at some parts, please inform me :) I love the help and would be glad to here any ideas you guys and gals have for revision :).