I'm more literate than 80% of the population, but I'm not dedicated. I'm edgy as hell, and it is just to be an asshole. I meet your age requirement at 25 years old, but mentally, I'm still a teenager. I like the Pacific Northwest you've listed as a setting (not a genre), but I failed out of college twice, so the area holds bad memories. I can play a gruff male - or a gruff female - but my version of gruff might include some mild to moderate harassment of people other than the main female protagonist (ass slaps ahoy). You're likely not tough enough to run with me, but I'll post here anyway on the off chance you might provide me some entertainment.