[quote=@Legend]
Stand back, kind citizen! [i]I[/i], Simon Starmount, shall handle these hideous creatures of the night!
[/quote]

*He laughs*

You? Fighting three undead at once? Two vampires, and a lich? Hope you had a good life, Simon.

*His voice becomes dark and terrible*

[i]Because your life is about to end.[/i]