[h3]The Ruins of Old Sparta[/h3]

The Ruins of Old Sparta were old and ruined, and so they were thrown away. In place of the ugly ruins lay the ubermarket of MarWal. A greater place for the acquisition of daily goods never existed. It was remarkable. You should know because I'm telling you.

The plastic bags fluttered and chirped in the morning air, waking the nearby family of empty cans from their slumber. Hungry from a night of rest, the elder cans left the nest to hunt. A herd of used napkins was moving through the area, the cans catching their scent. The hunt was on. Using their specially evolved rolling techniques the cans rolled as fast as they could. But the napkins have evolutions of their own, and so many of them took flight to avoid the toothed maws of the cans. Not all were so lucky, however, and some of the napkins were caught by the sticky saliva that the cans evolved to catch more elusive prey. The cans would have enough food to last them the day. 

Nature truly is a magnificent circle, is it not? You're a square if you think otherwise. Shapes are awesome too. That's all for this episode of... The Canimal Kingdom of MarWal.