[quote=@Shadow Dragon]
<Snipped quote by Legend>

*He ducks the sword, catching his scythe, and sweeps out your legs from underneath you*

That's not Excalibur. It's a copy. The [i]real[/i] Excalibur belongs to the sea witch that child King Arthur borrowed it from.

*He punched the shield, denting it inward*

And you, my "good sir", are no king.
[/quote]

*Laughs heartily and stabs Excalibur into the ground*
No. But I am a hero.
*Golden tendrils shoot out from the ground and grab onto anything they find, burning it severely*