[hr][hr][center][h1][i][b][color=598527]Lola Holler[/color][/b][/i][/h1][img]https://i.ibb.co/H2GL1QT/lola.gif[/img][hr][hr][b][color=598527]Location:[/color][/b] The Game Room
[b][color=598527]Why?:[/color][/b] It's Time For A Special Appearance[/center][hr]
	The room was dark, until a single light came on and a very familiar face was seen. Her smile was bright and she waved over enthusiastically. [color=598527]"Hey y'all! Bet ya thought I was gone! HA! Well I am! Dead, done, doner, donest, six feet under, kicked the bucket, pushing up daisies, lost the ghost, is talking of Jesus, can I get a Hallelujah? Amen sister!"[/color] she said throwing up her hands. [color=598527]"So, you are asking, why the hell am I here? Well, we're gonna play a game and it ain't fucking monopoly! Which sucks because I rock at that game, I always play the shoe. Kick the bucket, shoe, get it? Damn I'm hilarious."[/color]

	Pulling a hair brush from her pocket she grinned brightly and held it up like a mic. [color=598527]"We don't have a lot of cash, check one two, check,"[/color] she said while tapping the top of the brush. Grinning and giggling she continued. [color=598527]"So, let me welcome to you The Dice Game! With my special guest, you know her, you love her, you hate her. She is the master of mayhem, the dealer of death, the master to my blaster! LADY LUCK! Give the woman a round of applause!"[/color]

	Sitting back in a cushioned chair, Lady Luck smirked ever so slightly. [color=ed1c24]"Darling you do make everything colorful don't you. Shall we proceed?"[/color] she asked in a droll voice and Lola giggled. 

	[color=598527]"Ain't she Miss Swank? On to the game. Over here we have six doors! Why you may ask, well it ain't to find the best neighborhood sitcom, I will tell you that. Behind each of these little doors, here, where are my fucking doors! You! Stage hand! Give me some lights on them doors!"[/color] Lola said waiving her hands around. 

	"Oh shit, sorry girl!" Jim's voice rang into the scene as he flipped on the lights and six very colorful doors were lit up like Christmas. 

	[color=598527]"Well ain't that just fucking aces! See, they're so pretty! Now, behind each of these doors we have a prize! What is the prize? Well right now you got that little ballerina over there. She ain't seen pops since she delivered that ragamuffin kid of hers. Now, we alls know she been through some shit. That back of hers like pulled taffy now stretched over bones but it works for her. Well that back ain't the only thing that has changed, her mind ain't exactly what it used to be. She's stronger, faster, more Russian!"[/color]

	A light shone into an empty set of bleacher seats, minus one person. The face of the Circus! A heavy mustached man with a broad grin and many a sharp knife! He smiled brightly in his heavy fur coat and overly loud clothing. It was the original Bazhooli! 

	[color=598527]"We have 6, count them 6 mother fucking choices. All of which could lead down one road or another. This is like one of them damn pick your own adventure books you know? Remember them things? Damn they were fun! Well! That's what we are doing, our Lady Of The Luck over there is gonna toss her dice and we will get to see what happens! Show me whats behind the first door!"[/color]

	Jim ran over to the door and opened it wide. [color=598527]"Oh, well look at that shit. The first door shows a big [i][b]Nope[/b][/i] hanging there. Oh Tatiana ain't gonna have anything to do with this. That would suck! Show me what's behind our next door!"[/color] Jim opened another. [color=598527]"Oh snap, a bucket of water. Bitch fucking faints! Now wouldn't that be something? Give me another Jim! Ain't he cute?"[/color] A knob turned and Jim pulled another open. [color=598527]"Aww, look at them hearts. Tatiana rushed the Frog man and gives him lots of hugs. Well we know Lady Luck ain't gonna roll that. Moving on! Next!"[/color] Bazhooli threw a knife and it popped the door open as Jim jumped out of the way. The door slowly coming open. 

	"God damn it man!" Jim muttered. 

	[color=598527]"That was fun! Oooo! Look at that angry emoji! Tatiana is pissed and we are all getting the Molly Grue feels! How could you! Come to me now! When I am this!"[/color] Oh yeah, Lola was over acting but it was how Lola was. [color=598527]"Next!"[/color] Jim crawled over and opened the next door, staying low. [color=598527]"A dust buster? What the fuck is that? And a Mop? OH! I get it! Cleaning up ashes, mopping the floor with him! She's gonna pull an Ash! In other words, dun dun dun, sucker punch!"[/color] She was giggling like a maniac by this time. [color=598527]"And the final door!"[/color] Jim eyed Bazhooli before crawling over and kicking in the last door. [color=598527]"Bubbles? Ohhh.... Old Tati resurfaces! HA! Like that will happen. Okay, we have our doors, close them.[/color]

	The doors auto closed and Jim growled. "They were automatics?"

	[color=598527]"Well duh, you could have just pushed the little red button!"[/color]

	"What red button!" Jim yelled as he dusted himself off, standing there looking around like she was nuts. She was. 

	Feeling around, Lola laughed as she pulled out a little remote control. [color=598527]"This one! Oh, too late now. Lady Luck! Roll them dice! Determine the fates! Show us your power! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"[/color] Pushing a button the doors randomized! 

	Lady Luck smiled and palmed a since dice in her hand, holding it up, it was an old bronze six sided dice. Blowing on it, she held it up and tossed it on a felt lined billiards table. The dice tumbled over itself time and time again, spinning up on one side. Then falling over.... Lola leaned in. [color=598527]Fucking Aces!"[/color]

	Picking up the dice she looked at it and held it up. [color=598527]"Show me what's behind door number two!"[/color]

	"Push the damn button Lola!" Jim yelled. 

	[color=598527]"Oh yeah!"[/color] she laughed before pushing the button and the newly randomized door number two opened. [color=598527]"Well fuck, ain't that some shit. Stay tuned! Because you will get to see what you won! Lady Luck, thank ya! Now, take us back to our regularly scheduled program! Up next? Tatiana reacts to seeing the Frog man for the first time in nearly 10 months! What will happen? Only the dice know and well all of us here at the studio! Toodles bitches!"[/color] she waved as the screen faded to black.