[quote=@Webmaster]
<Snipped quote by Stabby>

For starters, the most basic ability:
*A swirling blue portal made of a fine-grained substance opens next to me*
Portal creation, allowing you to travel throughout dimensions.
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Oh, that.
*Falls through the floor like it wasn't there and then a short moment later falls through the ceiling like there was a crack in it, though it looks fine.*
Who needs portals?