[center][h2][color=orange]Felix Vulpecula[/color][/h2][/center]
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Felix just barely managed to dodge out of the way of the oncoming slash. Ye gods this guy was fast. It was by only their divine intervention (or more the devil's luck) that the guy was slowed by the table he used as cover otherwise he'd have been instantly knocked out of the fight.

[color=orange]"Oh gods, you're a [i]Main Character[/i]."[/color] the mage said, dodging behind much slower patrons. They made good meat shields. [color=orange]"And are you trying to kill me you arse? You [i]know[/i] magi have lower physical abilities than you brutes!"[/color]

As punisment for breaking the fourth wall, the Fire Fox tripped on an errant mug and went rolling into another patron, headbutting the guy square in the junk. The youth quickly stood up and started trying to rub that off his head.

[color=orange]"Eww... I touched another guys junk... so gross..."[/color]