[b]Character Name:[/b] Gaston
[b]Movie of Origin:[/b] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[b]Additional Sources:[/b] The 2017 live film
[b]Age:[/b] 28
[b]Reference:[/b] https://d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.net/wp/wp-content/images/Gaston.jpg
[b]Personality:[/b] It’s perfectly fine to describe our Gaston
As conceited and vain as can be
But you’ve got to admit he’s got other points too
Like his laughter and his devotees

He’s got boisterous charm and is quite tons of fun
He’s everyone’s favorite guy
He may not be smart, but he steals ladies’ hearts
And at times, even some of the guuuuuys’...


[b]Abilities:[/b] No one hunts like Gaston!
No one punts like Gaston!
No one lifts or pulls masculine stunts like Gaston!
He is charming and fine and will utilize it!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

He can lift up three babes with only one hand
And go toe to toe with the Beast
He eats five dozen eggs, a feat that’s quite grand
And still will have room for a feast!

No one’s buff like Gaston!
Or quite tough like Gaston!
No one ever has enough stuff like Gaston
With his knife and his gun, he’s intimidating!
Get out of the way of Gaston!


[b]Flaws:[/b] No one’s lewd like Gaston!
Or as crude as Gaston!
Or conceited, or vain and quite rude like Gaston!
He’s a jerk and a cad and a womanizer!
Don't be a guy like Gaston!

[b]Companion(s):[/b] N/A

[b]Brief History:[/b] When I was a lad, I knew I’d be the best
And fought, trained, and worked with my hands
I learned how to hunt and I fought in a war
And now I’m the most ideal man!

No one brawls like Gaston!
No one stalls like Gaston!
Loses Belle to the Beast and then falls like Gaston!
I resent that last line! We’ll ignore it right now!

Say it again!
I’m a man among men!
And then say it once more!
I’m your hero next door!
I’m a super success
Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
I’ll impress you all from dusk ‘til dawn!
I’m the one guy in town who’s got all of it down--
And my name’s G-A-S...T…
You know what? Spelling’s for chumps!
Gaston!