As much as I want to portray a narcissistic sociopathic dictator I think the Nebula is better.

The Relentless Endeavour, from a fan-fic I was writing and lost when my PC died, is perfect for this stuff.

The Endeavour was travelling towards the Dominion War's frontline with a cargo pod of supplies when it was assailed by several Dominion craft.  Desperate, the Captain plotted a slingshot around a black hole which propelled them beyond time and space.  He saved the ship but not before a suicidal Dominion ship struck the bridge with it's lower pylon.

Beaten, bowed and broken, leaking drive plasma, the Endeavour lands in the Star Wars universe with most of the command crew dead and most systems down.  They have no way home.  Sensors were down during the transition and there's no way to recreate the phenomenon, nor know what course to set if they did.