[quote=@Gunther]
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Were you successful any of those three or four times?
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Nope. I called myself an idiot one of those times as well. 

Also, well over a decade ago I was talking to my friend and I started panicking a little because I couldn't find my phone...the one I was holding in my hand. Yes, she stayed quiet for a bit before hysterically laughing at me.