[center][h1]The Collected Garbage of VarionusNW[/h1]
[sub]A Repository of Self-Roasting[/sub][/center]
The following thread will serve a dual purpose, in one part holding all of the old character sheets of mine from previous RPs I've done over the years, and also allowing me to critique and judge my old work. In essence, it will give me access to my old garbage, and allow everyone else to laugh at all of my old failures.

For this purpose, we will first want to set some boundaries:
[b]1.[/b] I will not be including characters that were not accepted,though I will include characters that were accepted that I never posted with. This rule basically only cuts out 1 character that I don't want to remember, so feel free to look for it. I can't really delete it. 
[b]2.[/b] I must make some sort of criticism on each sheet, and point out how it fails in comparison to another.
[b]3.[/b] I must also compliment the sheet in some way, which should actually add some challenge to this for me.
[b]4.[/b] If relevant, I can discuss IC and OOC posts, but the bulk of the critique must be about the structure of the sheet itself, and not my overall writing.
[b]5.[/b] If friends and others have commentary that I find relevant, I will add an extra section to the post with their credited critique.
[b]6.[/b] All posts will be linked in addition to being reproduced in full, so that people may dig into my past further if they wish.
[b]7.[/b] I will attempt to work in chronological order, starting from my oldest post I could find and working forward. If I find a post that I missed, I will simply tack it onto the end as an addendum.
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And now for the fun stuff

[color=f26522][b]The Rite/Ryte Counter[/b][/color] [b]and the[/b] [color=0072bc][b]Maxwell Counter:[/b][/color] These are the most common last and first name I use, so we're going to count them and see how bad it is.

[color=39b54a][b]The Cringe Counter:[/b][/color]Every time I experience the physical sensation known as cringing, where I actually wince at the awfulness of my own creation, I'll log it here. I expect this number to reach unreasonable levels.

[b][color=ec008c]The New Edge Rating Dynamic:[/color][/b] This will be a scale from 1 to 10 which will subjectively rank how "edgy" I think a given character is. I am vaguely defining edge as a character with a try-hard grimness, undeserved tragic element, or brooding personality for the sake of seeming cool or interesting. This score will likely increase with an increase in Cringe.
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[center][hider=The Full List]
In here will be a list of every character sheet in this thread. Obviously, it's currently empty. The first character review will be up in a bit.[/hider][/center]