Threw together a simple post. Seems Lauk handled the cheese rather well. Probably for the best. Wouldn't want Durnan to get annoyed.

[quote=Ghosts of Saltmarsh]Disclaimer: After battling dragons elemental cultists, vampires, demons, and giants, you deserve a relaxing ocean cruise. Please keep all vital limbs well within the ship’s confines. We are not responsible for valuables, hit points, or lives lost during your voyage. In fact, perhaps you’d prefer a more relaxing vacation option? Can we suggest a trip to the Nine Hells? They’re quite balmy this time of year.
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