[@Aqutanama] The post was very enjoyable and it made me laugh near the end. I feel sorry for your character a bit. 

However, onto a different subject I've only watched 5 of the Isekai anime you've listed. (SAO, Log Horizon, Overlord, The Smartphone one and .hack.) Even though it would probably be better to play the .hack games. Guess I should watch Rise of the Shield Hero because I heard it was good. In terms of the 5 anime I listed I really enjoyed Log Horizon while SAO is a guilty pleasure of mine. Because one got the MMO terms right and the other felt a bit... rushed.