[quote=@Andreyich]
[@Leidenschaft] crazy thought, but what if my character was formerly a park ranger who in his not too many years has seen some crazy shit in the woods? 
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Not so crazy. The amount of shit DG has to deal with that takes place in the massive amount of wide-open countryside that is its many national and state parks makes the National Parks Service a federal agency DG recruits from.