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*Laughs lightly*
As long as I get them back. And it's not one of those "joke's on you for trusting me" situations.
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No worries then~ I'd say close your eyes, but... Yeah. *Touches your temples and your head goes numb* Just a little anesthesia. *I go out the door and come back a moment later with various vials full of liquid* Alright, ready? *Carefully removes your eyes, severing the optical nerves right at the brain* Okay, doing good so far. *I place them in two of the vials, then take out an eye from another one, cutting it open and pulling out strange things from within it before opening one of your eyes and implanting the things inside it, sealing it back up and placing it in another vial.* One done. *Does the same thing again with another eye and your second eye before placing it in another vial* Now we've just got to wait a bit for them to adjust before we implant them again. 
Which side do you want each on?