[center][color=00aeef][u][h3]Vladimir Moroz[/h3][/u]
[u]Santa's Favorite Helper[/u][/color][/center]

[i]"Let's take these people with us and get to work. I want that cup."[/i]

Straight to the point. Such a strange man, or perhaps boy. But that was good. It made it clear just what the relationship between Master and Servant would be. He was an anchor. Good. That way when Caster was put to death for his grail wish, it would be all the easier. Gesturing to his snowdoll, Vladimir made it more than clear that he like his servant was impatient. 

And nothing made one more fitful than sitting in a plane ride for hours. His brief time to prepare his stuff was more than enough to pick up just who he summoned. A man without love. Well, he'd know more about him in time, or perhaps not. Arrival at the base was more than thankful, as it meant he could put his mind to setting up his workshop, rather than other such things. 
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[center][color=f6989d][u][h3]Saber[/h3][/u]
[u]My Boyfriend is the Holy Roman Emperor[/u][/color][/center]

[i]"A Saber? And one of the Holy Church? It seems that you've struck gold indeed Master of Saber. But Miss Saber I must suggest you control yourself. Surely you know by the nature of your summoning that these people are as knight brothers, and sister to you. God doesn't look kindly on the murder of the innocent just as he looks down on killing one's family. Or did you not read the story of Abel, and Cain? Still it is nice to meet your acquaintance as a member of the church, and fervent believer of the holy spirit. Though I do suggest you do not start conflict with some of the others here. Clearly they are from a time less blessed by the savior."[/i]

[color=f6989d]"Oh dear member of the church, you seem to be mistaken."[/color] There was nothing but a sweet smile on Saber's lips in response to his overblown speech. [color=f6989d]"Cain was punished for believing his murder was justified against Christian blood. His spilling of blood was needless and unjustified. Mine though? Totally justified."[/color] The way she said that was like it was a revelation. But that was probably a result of her skill. Incitement. Anything she said may as well have been a mental attack designed to make others agree with her. With that though, she was already wandering off, and then... 

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She stepped off the plane, and then stood with the rest of the crowd in front of the church. She had collected nearly a hundred plus outfits from the stores during their 'supply run.' Her master's debt rising, but it was necessary. She had to be absolutely beautiful if her lord was to love her properly. 

An entire paragraph could be spent describing her short shorts, or the over-sized straw-hat, or just about anything. But that's a waste of time. Just imagine it as something really mis-matched, and for the wrong climate. It must have been a jolt if one was aware that this was an Archbishop. 

[color=f6989d]"Um... You're a priest right?"[/color] Saber said, looking to Father Howard with a slight huff. [color=f6989d]"Right, so you're going to invite me into the upper floors. As an Archbishop, I outrank you."[/color] It may have been a major surprise to realize the most poorly dressed individual in the crowd was a holy god-fearing bishop. [color=f6989d]"Also, I'll be going over each of your holy documents to update them for any inaccuracies that might have occurred through translation over the years. I understand that god's word can be easily misunderstood. In particular there is something I heard on the news about God hating fags. Clearly a horrible typo. The original was very clear about it being figs."[/color]

With that said, she stepped forward and scooped Father Howard up in a bridal carry. Taking him away as she marched right into the church, leaving the group behind to discuss what had just happened. 

[color=00aeef]"What an odd Saber you have summoned."[/color] Vladimir said. [color=00aeef]"I hope she is as strong as she is strange."[/color]