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Is there something like an annual fair where people would pay a slice or so for having them tossed as far as possible back into the crowd or into a pond of water? Just in case Vodilic needs to pick up a second job ;-) 
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Oh man there is if we say there is. I just want the fair to literally be about tossing someone into water. Like it had some important religious meaning decades ago but that's all long forgotten and it's just a way to see someone fancy get thrown into a bay full of fish guts. 

Love the posts, folks. Keep it up!