[color=2ECC71][center][h1][b]Jeremy Lindall[/b][/h1][/center][/color]
[@TheWindel][@Snagglepuss89][@SlopGoblin]

Did that girl actually just say 'moseying'?

Wait, no, don't say that! That'll might lead to a fight! Say something else!

[color=2ECC71]"I'm sorry, did you actually just say [i]moseying?"[/i][/color]

Nice job man, you nailed it.

[color=2ECC71]"Uh, sorry. It's been a long week. Brain's not exactly firing on all cylinders, you know? Anyway, I'm not lost. Just bored. My sister says I have to make a friend or she won't let me back in the house, so I guess I'm also looking for a nice alley or tree or something to sleep in. That and I'm waiting for the meeting, so I can find her and disappoint her in person."[/color]

And then a small part of his brain wondered if it was as sad as he thought it was that it had taken him this long to realise he could try to make friends with these people. They both seemed to have a similar expression on their faces to the ones he usually wore on his own, and they [i]had[/i] initiated contact with him. Then again, he was getting some very familiar vibes from the girl in a different direction, specifically some unsavoury memories from his past.

Actually, it may be best to just check quickly.

[color=2ECC71]"So, just to clarify, this definitely isn't a mugging and/or fledgling lynch mob, is it? Because people have already been giving me dirty looks over the last week, and it's beginning to get a little annoying. If it is, I think it'd be best to just stop right now before you hurt yourselves. If [i]not,[/i] then great! I'm Jeremy Lindall, professional waste of space."[/color]

He was about to go further, but he was suddenly distracted when he felt his weeb sense tingling, and turned to look over his shoulder at another woman around their age shouting some filth about an absolutely [i]trash[/i] pairing, and before his horrified brain could stop him, he had already spun around to face the heathen.

[color=2ECC71]"Kobaru is trash! Koara is way be-"[/color]

And then he finally managed to catch himself, immediately shutting up, before turning to face his two now most likely completely alienated acquaintances and coughed awkwardly.

[color=2ECC71]"Sorry about that. I appear to have come down with some kind of weird cough recently..."[/color]