[quote=@ShwiggityShwah]
I volunteer to be a father who adopted a human!

It might even play into my fluffy cuthulu mythos. Kid was a sacrifice unto me and I was like.  "Oh hey little guy.  Ill take you home."
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Instantly thought of this

[youtube]https://youtu.be/Axru07JeBig?t=105[/youtube]

Edit: skip to about 1:35