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[color=gold]“Whoa!”[/color] 

Joanna squirmed underneath of some catgirl she’d never met before, accomplishing little more than rubbing their bare flesh together. 

Oh. Oh dear. Speaking of bare flesh, Joanna was certainly [i]not[/i] wearing the pajamas she had on when she fell asleep last night. Or the underwear, for that matter. Did she even own this outfit?

[hider=Probably not, but it works surprisingly well on her.] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/CM4Fvx5.jpg[/img][/center][/hider]
Look on the bright side. If this catgirl intended anything, ah, [i]balmier[/i] than what was happening, chances are she wouldn’t let any skin go un-bared [s]unless she was into that sort of thing, which there is nothing wrong with whatsoever[/s]. Joanna was… reasonably sure this girl wasn’t the one who undressed her? Or redressed her, at least. 

Where the hell [i]was[/i] she, anyways? Some kind of… beach. Certainly one she didn’t recognize. Last thing she remembered was binge-watching Stargate SG1 late at night, curled up under the blankets next to…

Joanna’s eyes widened. Oh God. She was here, but where was [i]she[/i]? She’d probably be worried sick the second she woke up. Joanna, getting up as much as this catgirl’s weight would let her, turned her head around as she started scanning this strange beach for–

[color=gold]“Speedwagon?”[/color]

[color=silver]“Miss Jo-star!”[/color]

[hider=Right now, you’re probably wondering what she’s wearing. Allow me to elucidate ya.] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/WWO3xky.png [/img][/center][/hider]
There she was. What a relief! Sure, she had also been changed out of her nightclothes and left snoozing on another beach towel, but she was here and she was okay. And a little further away was… Nina? And Alice? Why were all of them SHIT

…ahem. That is to say. The sudden, explosive arrival of yet another magical girl startled Joanna. 

Not… implying that she thought that any of her friends were…

…it’s high [s]tide[/s] time for a change of perspective.

[@BrokenPromise]

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